This man is saying, "I can't believe how ridiculous my outfit is. But, I put up with all of this nonsense for you, Grace, because you're worth it!" I'm flattered, but, still, his outfit is ridiculous.
Central Luzon actually put on an entire fashion show in my honor. Ignore the sign that says 2005. It's a typo!
Back in 1998 (and you can really tell it's 1998), Dean Cain wasn't just famous for portraying Superman. He was also a famous psychic. He predicted the fortuitous occasion of my 24th birthday and chose to congratulate me by posing awkwardly with a man named Dan Cortese. Thanks Dean!
Famous photographer, Lisa M., sent this guy to my doorstep in strip-o-gram form. Hello!
Ladies in Shangri-la put on their birthday best when they hear it's High Fashion Girl's birthday!
This model is trying to talk her friend with a half a face out of a boob job. She knows High Fashion Girl doesn't like fake boobies.
This is actually a cleverly disguised birthday card!
I'm fluent in French. Allow me to translate, "Au bon marche." It means, "Have a Fabulos [sic] Birthday, High Fashion Girl!" The French adore me.
I would just like to thank the internet, and the entire world for their overwhelming birthday wishes. You guys are the best!
